How Does He Know If You’ve Been Bad or Good?

This was supposedly written for and sung at a US Division of Justice, Workplace of Authorized Counsel Christmas get together through the Carter administration—please let me know in case you have extra exact attribution:

You’d higher be careful,
You’d higher not cry,
You’d higher not pout;
I am telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your cellphone.

He is bugging your room,
He is studying your mail,
He is maintaining a file
And working a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your cellphone.

He hears you within the bed room,
Surveills you outdoor,
And if that does not get the products,
Then he’ll use provocateurs.

So—you should not assume
That you’re safe.
On Christmas Eve
He’ll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your cellphone.

And here is one other model: